The AI-generated Trump Gaza video is arguably a joke in the worst taste possible. It may never be possible to duplicate the sheer level of crassness involved.
You need to watch it to fully appreciate it and maybe lose a few dozen pounds surprisingly quickly.
A synopsis:
A big gold statue of Trump in case your meds aren’t working for some reason.
Hezbollah-like guys with full beards hula dancing.
Trump and Netanyahu sitting by the pool in shorts.
And Elon! And Elon! And Elon! And Elon! And Elon!
Surprise!
A semi-traditional Arabic architecture with a subtle hint of Dubai Meets Old Chicago in a dive bar.
A few supposedly Palestinian people on the remarkably deserted strangely Caucasian-looking beach with at least one custom palm tree.
“But what if it’s true?”, you ask shrewdly, as the phalanx of stern armed guards keep an eye on your cunningly hoarded single remaining inherited aspirin from the 1970s.
If it’s true:
It’ll be the single biggest terrorist target in the Middle East. The poor little dears won’t have to do all that commuting.
It’ll require lots of “money” if you remember that weird-looking word at all.
It’ll require infrastructure on the scale of Miami and therefore can be built easily overnight.
It cannot possibly benefit anyone at all except investors and easy-bake contractors.
It’ll be expensive to look at, let alone visit.
There’s more money in the video than has ever been used for the Palestinian people or anyone else still alive in the area.
It epitomizes the true depth of intellect and sincerity of rich kids with nothing better to do.
It’s almost as elegant as a person in a red cap trying to outwit a KFC bucket but less melodramatic.
Yes, if you’re thinking of being blown up in an overpriced pretentious non-existent two-dimensional farce, this is for you!
Rush out and ask your friendly idiotic local ideological psychopath about bookings today!
Bring a friend, if there are any survivors.
