Yes, even Screech has a concert rider. Oops, that’s mistake number one: All promoters have to call this Saved by the Bell alumnus Dustin Diamond, his real name.
Investigative website The Smoking Gun has it all: www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1208062screech1.html
It’s a great read, especially these classic requests from Diamond:
Two pints of “chilled” chocolate milk (Aww, how cute)
One well-lit parking space (For his next low-budget sex tape?)
A guard stationed at the front of the stage “in case the stage is rushed” (Wishful thinking!)
Thing is, this dude does both stand-up comedy AND motivational lecture gigs. Wait, who wants to be motivated by Screech? Isn’t this the same low-life who made a sex tape starring a Dirty Sanchez?
