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"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous"
If you could see yourself through my eyes, you'd be in hysterics!
'I like playing with Chase, because he is curious about me and I am curious about him." ....4 year old Chayla
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What do you do when you wake up in the morning and find yourself short on cash? As a teen, we used to walk into a restaurant and check the tables for tips.
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Russia; Vicious squirrels attack and mauled a stray dog who happened to be barking up the wrong tree while he was sniffing about in the wrong place at the wrong time
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It's that time of year again when the eastern coast of Canada will turn bloody red from the slaughter and butchering of our baby seals, but who will come to their rescue? Sir Paul?
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In May, Israel is celebrating its 60th birthday party and wants the Beatles to attend! Yes, you’ve read that right But apparently as long as there's even one Beatle standing,..
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In the southern states, 'Canadian' has now become the new slur racists use when referring to blacks. Instead of using the "N" word, racist now use the term "Canadian."
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Another woman who happens to be in the same league as Lorainna Bobbit, is sentenced for savagingly ripping off one of her boyfriend's nuts. She used her bare hands. For some particular reason, she must have believed that it was her rightful possession.
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The mafia's godfather had a devil of an idea when he began using the bible as a form of communication which was to be translated by his followers, and to deliver the code of conduct.
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In the Netherlands, the Dutch don't consider their illegal immigrants as criminals. So they devised a system which clearly separates the two, and have discovered a way to keep their aliens away from their crowded prisons.
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What in the devil's name attracted me to this article, I can't say. But when I heard that 666 was to be replaced, something possessed me and I swear I felt like I was on fire.
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Rome, Italy has been plagued by Romanian Gypsies to such proportions that the number of citizens whom are being killed is quite alarming. Italians can no longer tolerate having their lives at risk that, they are now giving them the official boot.
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In India, going to the racetracks has an entirely different meaning. There, train tracks are used as toilets. Hopefully, leaders who attend the summit will do more than just squat.
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According to a BBC report, "Company bosses say giving their predominantly male employees lessons on menopause and foreplay gives them a healthy sex life, which in turn makes them happy, productive workers"
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Failed relationships can leave you with enough heartache to fill a museum. And that is just what happens to be displayed at Berlin's exhibition of "The Museum of Broken Relationships."
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If you plan to divorce you mate but don't know where to begin? You can start your "New Beginning" by visiting Vienna's fair. Just remember to leave your spouse and children behind.
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This year mini pigs are coming to the market. And if celebrities start buying these cute little pint size pigs, then you can be certain that it will become quite fashionable for everyone to own one.
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As a young man, Jean-Maurice Agelet lived quite the lifestyle. Life couldn't be better until one day a heiress whom he was known to have an affair with disappeared. Although he was the main suspect he remained free until two of his ladies came forward.
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Art lovers will be thrilled to learn that archaeologist have recently unearthed an ancient painting which closely resembles modern day art. If you zoom in at the picture you will notice just how spectacular it is.
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Mom's, have you ever looked at your baby and wondered if she was actually yours? Could there possibly have been a mix up at the hospital in which you went home with the wrong baby? It has been known to happen.
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A pregnant Moose from Yellowstone Park was seen moving closer to the campgrounds and communities inhabited by humans. Not only did this draw alot of attention from the people who were living there but it also drew attention to the bear.
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Ladies, try avoiding making deals to auction yourselves off to a banker. One banker's accounts shows women as being worthless. He proves it on a spreadsheet. Yet, I'm certain by all accounts he will prove himself worthless on a lady's spreadsheet.
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