Inkling
Citizen based in Canada.
Joined on Nov 13, 2006
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Some kind of ancient relic i believe, not the real foreskin obviously. but it is mysteriously gone. And fingers are pointing at the vatican, trying to get people to shut up about Christ's penis.
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The California Mascot Peter the Anteater will get a massive new home and ants. The kids want a real anteater. A grant for $150,000 is expected to be followed with a half million bucks for a zoo like thing.
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The Foti family collects deer piss through a machine and sells it back to hunters as bottled magic, selling like hotcakes in 50 stores nationwide. You're too late for xmas, but there is always valentine's day around the corner.
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Morales' leftist policies may actually work. Energy exports are up almost 57% in just one year.
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Senator Harry Reid, the Nevada Democrat who is the incoming USA Senate Leader led a biprtisan meeting with Bolivia's Morales and concluded greater ties were the way to go, reversing Republican recalcitrance over the newly elected leftist leader's liasons.
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I'm watching the telly as they are now contradicting earlier reports of hanging Hussein sooner instead of later. Conflicting reports abound and his defense team is saying they have a tenative agreement to meet wtith the USA attorneys in "a few days."
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Before the flood, there was a risk of "food insecurity" for 300,000 due to drought. Now it is worse, and the country has declared a state of emergency and is pleading for international aid.
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Fifteen Congolese army soldiers are being held hostage by the Front of Nationalists and Integrationalists (FNI). Fighting between the army and the FNI has been going on for 5 days and the army says it is under control. Except for the 15 hostages.
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Secrets of the bottom of the Antarctic may be revealed in January 2007 by Isis the deep-sea diving robot. Goes 4 miles down.
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A man appears to have had a heart attack and walked into a robotic traffic light thing. The man died, however the robot is seems to be under investigation for "culpable homicide."
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The new six-wheeled robot has better suspension and computerized functions that have rendered its predecesor obsolete. The devices began their service in the 1970's in Northern Ireland, and this is their first big upgrade (same contractor).
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Their disease is caused by a snail parasite, and it came back. Patients get a nasty case of angiostrongyliasis, blurred vision, ultra-sensitive skin, brain and spinal cord damage, possibly leading to menningitis.
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California's largest association of doctors is trying to team up with patients to sue the Blue Cross for promising to pay then running away, stiffing the patients, docs, and hospitals for the bills. Blue Cross parent, WellPoint, refuses comment.
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Beware -- 2007 is supposed to be a real oinker, the "Year of the Pig." If you are Buddhist, book your wedding early. Then just sit on your arse and meditate for a year until the bad vibes go away.
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A mixture of drain-cleaning chemicals created a cloud at a hooter's restaurant that made a small hoarde sick and sent over a dozen people to the hospital. sounds like the deadly combination of ammonia and bleach.
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The traditional method, the guillotine, was last used in 1977. The death penalty itself was banned by Mitterand in 1981. The new constitutional ban would make it really really really hard to use the death penalty in France.
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Convicted judge wants his nearly $8,000 monthly pension restored while he does his jail term for masturbating during trials. Clearly he does not know when to let go.
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At a cost of half a billion dollars, the swanky palacial HoJo of the Sea will be Christened (sic) "Hydopolis" at the bequest of its owner and inspiration, the Prince of Dubai, a.k.a. General Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum.
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Central New England Equine Rescue saved him, but couldn't afford his $1600 leg replacement. Luigi's luck has turned around, as he has now been adopted by the family that makes the animal prosthetics.
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The new "IBDchip" implant will diagnose Inflammatory Bowel Disease. Building on Dr. Miquel Sans laser-based technologies, it feeds back blood data via the laser to the computer. It is inserted rectally and reportedly only causes a mild tugging sensation.
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