An 11-year-old boy in Ohio gets in trouble after letting one too many farts rip on his school bus. The driver was anything but amused and decided to take swift action to stop any more deadly wind from letting loose out of the boy's nether regions.
We all know about those well-intentioned policies called "zero-tolerance" and just how effective they can be. In Florida, a 9-year-old girl was busted for dealing at school because she handed out a couple of cough drops to her friends.
A student has been punished for wearing a Pirate costume to school and following the "Pastafarian religion." The School said his pirate garb was disruptive to the school and the students, so they suspended him.