Loch ness monster News

Tomorrow is April 1, so you should not take everything you read in your morning paper at face value. Exactly the same as any other day.

A Nessie hunter George Edwards claims he has finally established proof of the existence of Loch Ness Monster. Edwards claims to have snapped the "best ever" photograph of the Loch Ness monster that "proves the underwater beast exists."

Baton Rouge - Christian private schools in Louisiana will soon start a curriculum that teaches that the Loch Ness monster is evidence that evolution is wrong. Schools following the curriculum will be receiving state voucher money transferred from public school funding.

A grainy sonar image recorded by boat skipper Marcus Atkinson, on a sonar fish-finder device, shows what is being touted as a living "serpent-like creature" in Scotland's Loch. The "creature" was recorded at a depth of 75ft and it is about 5ft wide.

Amateur footage has been published on the Internet purporting to show Iceland's equivalent to Scotland's Loch Ness Monster. The legendary monster is known as Lagarfljótsormurinn.

Windermere - England's version of the Loch Ness monster spotted seven times in the last four years in Lake Windermere in the country's northern lake district is being hunted this afternoon by a team led by Dean Maynard.

A bookmaker has announced it will be offering a 1-million pound reward to anyone who can conclusively prove the Loch Ness Monster does actually exist.