Bacon shaving cream, from the folks who brought you 'Baconnaise'

Posted Nov 30, 2012 by Brett Wilkins
Everything goes better with bacon, the old saying goes, and now one intrepid company is taking that axiom to a whole new level by introducing bacon-infused shaving cream.
J&D s Foods  the folks who brought you Baconnaise and Bacon Lube  has introduced Bacon Shaving Cream...
J&D's Foods, the folks who brought you Baconnaise and Bacon Lube, has introduced Bacon Shaving Cream.
J&D's Foods
J&D's Foods, the good folks who brought you Baconnaise, "the ultimate bacon-flavored spread" and Bacon Lube, the ultimate spread for your unmentionables, has now introduced a bacon-flavored spread for your face.
With Bacon Shaving Cream, breakfast can now start in your bathroom. Because as J&D's says, "everything should taste like bacon." Including your face.
"Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon," J&D's website says. This "high-end, luxurious" product will make you "smell and feel like a champion," the company promises.
"We imagine this is what Vikings would have used to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard," the site says.
The company's founders refer to their latest creation as "the pork-scented lather of the gods."
J&D's promises the first shipments of Bacon Shaving Cream, which retails for $14.99, will ship by the end of the first week in December-- just in time for you to obliterate that Movember mess on your face. Hurry, though, J&D's says they're only producing 2,500 jars.