Fargo ND graduates yearbook Roxana Saberi, free lance journalist for the BBC, Fox News, National Public Radio and other Western news outlets, has been arrested in Iran, her father confirms.

You all know the story leading up to this. It's been all over the press. Secretary of State Clinton demanded her release on March 5th. They SAID they were going to release her soon on March 6th, the day after Secretary Clinton's demand. It's been a week! Ain't soon enough for me! How about you? WHERE IS ROXANA SABERI??? WHERE IS SHE??? WHERE??? AND RIGHT NOW!!! Why is it only I and REAL Roxana supporters are outraged by all this! Are they punking us again? That sneaky little devil! Whattaya want? They're PUNKS! Oh, well. I guess the Great Satan gets humiliated once again, huh? They LIVE for this stuff! We were getting totally humiliated for a whole week. And we didn't even know it. Nobody. I didn't even know until today, and I've been REPORTING on all their punking! How good is THAT? They've been punking us for a week and we didn't even know it. Bet THEY knew it, though. Like a cat on a string. What's the Iranian punking score on us right now? 100-0? Does it go to 101-0 now? God, I feel low as an American citizen knowing all this right now. Don't you? They're always the Joker to our Batman, and our Batman always loses. How much does THAT suck! WARNING: There's some pretty graphic stuff on today's Iran coming up in the following links. But then again, today's Un-Islamic Republic of Iran is a pretty graphic place. Just be warned. I'd keep the kids away. Where is the Press on all this? I've been reporting on the REAL story of the Iranian thugocracy for A WEEK! Press sleeping on the job again? Oh well. Probably sipping tea with the Gay Butchers, no doubt. Right along with Team Oscar. DISGRACEFUL! Why do I have to break all this stuff ? I even quit being a screenwriter over Team Oscar going there, so offended was I! That's how bad it is! Once you see all my reports here on Iran, My Fellow Americans, you will fully understand why I gave up my BIGGEST dream of writing for film. I even went to WAR with the Academy over this abomination! How bad is THAT? You want even worse? Here's the 'Film Experts' they're teaching RIGHT NOW! Just look at the titles alone! Might as well invite Hitler and Goebbels to DreamWorks! President Obama must address this issue. Doesn't seem like they're listening to Hillary. But they don't like women much anyway. Especially teenage girls who defend themselves from being raped! And if they DO get raped, they get stoned! Like THIS 13-year-old girl! You just can't win as a woman in the Islamist Thugocray of Iran. I guess we can't either, huh? I've known all this stuff for AGES now! And now so do you, My Fellow Americans. I'm not making this all up. YOU decide! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Team Oscar is STILL there! Still getting punked, no doubt. Screw '300' and The Wrestler! They were punked before they even got on the plane! They're in Punkedville now! They're STILL geting punked! Plenty of info on that in the links here. They're not representing US very well over there. NOT ONE BIT! Will they hold them as hostages too? It's Oscar Gold! Wouldn't put it past 'em. They LOVE punking us! Just like they're doing with Roxana Saberi RIGHT NOW! Hell, they can KEEP Team Oscar, Stooges that they are. But they better give us Roxana back. And RIGHT NOW!!! Actually, we CAN make a hostages-for-hostages deal. They send us Roxana back and they can keep Team Oscar, LOL! People, YOU look at the track record here and you tell ME this all ain't happening! Now I know how Churchill felt. I've been warning America and the world a very long time about Iran. And now, through Divine Providence and this Humble Narrator, you now know The Rest Of The Story. And it is worse than sad. It is sickening. But if you want a taste of all the OTHER Iranian punking that's been going on the last thirty years (and I know you really won't, was a very dirty job for me, had to be done), look here. You won't like it. I don't, either. NOT AT ALL! Read all that and think about what is really going on here, people. Are they testing Obama like they did Carter? Think about it. Look at the history. I did. Nobody's been listening. Just like with Churchill! I hope you all are now. Lots more to come. You have the whole backstory linked above. By the way, if all of this stuff makes you REALLY mad? Welcome to the Club! I'm not making up all this stuff, people. YOU check the links and references and YOU tell me!!! WHERE IS THE PRESS ON ALL THIS? And I didn't even really have to LOOK for this stuff! Check out THIS Google search! DUH-H-UHH!!! REVOLTING! People, it's been a very long and lonely fight trying to tell America and the world what today's Un-Islamic Republic of Iran is really like. Now that the Roxana Saberi situation has been put in its proper context, maybe people will listen to me now. I can only hope and pray that you do. I am not lying. There's mountains of bad stuff on Iran on the web. Hell, there's a GLUT! If you choose to look, that is. Ask yourself. After soaking up this MOUNTAIN of abominations that stink to High Hell, why is it that many of you are only finding out the real truth TODAY??? Hmm, curious. Like I said, a mountain of stuff. If only you look. And it is an abomination and an affront to every civilized sensibility I have. Actually, every fiber of my being. I expect a lot of company on THAT front now! If only you look at the unbelievably ugly truth of today's Islamist thugocracy in Iran. It has reigned both brutal and supreme for thirty long years over us, their own people, and even the rest of the world. Then compare all those truths to Hitler's Germany. I see a print and M.O. match to the Nazis, dead on! Am I Reich? Remember also, I did give up my one true dream over all this. Think about how bad THAT is. BTW here's some contact info. The main Free Roxana Saberi website. I know. I linked it twice. Meant to :) Tell them you're all with Roxana and them today. Just like me! Will help a lot. Here's the White House. Here's the State Department. Here's Congress. And my personal favorite? The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Tell 'em what ya think! PS You can leave love letters for Sean Penn and Dustin Lance Black there, too! Funny. I've been screaming to the sky about all this stuff. Even threw away my screenwriting career over the Gay Holocaust in Iran! How twisted is THAT? And they STILL went! As for Penn and Black? THEY'RE the Gay Rights Champions! Or so they say. Crickets. My Heroes. I THREW IT ALL AWAY to oppose and report on this stuff! And in HOLLYWOOD of all places! THAT'S a CRIME! But who's your Real Champ today, Dear Readers! Wouldn't want to eat lunch in that town now, anyway. In fact, I'm cutting 'em off at the box office until they at least eject The Nine Stooges off the Academy board and into the Pacific! When you read the links, only then will you know how BADLY they have shamed us. Disgrace does not BEGIN to describe it. Will continue to cover, but you should have plenty to chew on now. It will all probably make you all sick. It did me. In closing, I say they have 72 hours to release Roxana or we release the Dogs of War. I think she's worth going to war with those punks over! Don't YOU, My fellow Americans? She's worth more that an a HUNDRED of those punks! A THOUSAND! It is true, people. It is always darkest before the dawn. You know, if somebody wrote a script like this, no one would ever believe it. By the way, I LOVE it here at Digital Journal! Just LOOK at the voice it has given me! MIGHTY MOUSE 1, AMPAS 0 MIGHTY MOUSE 1, TEAM STOOGE 0 MIGHTY MOUSE 1, PRESS 0 MIGHTY MOUSE 1, SEAN PENN 0 MIGHTY MOUSE 1, DUSTIN LANCE BLACK 0 That's ONE hell of a voice! I've punked everybody but the Iranians! Though I do have some thoughts about them, too. By the way, It's AMPASS, actually. The last S is for Stooge. And I don't mean in a good way. You can send a note of thanks to the DJ staff here. They're the Good Guys! Unlike some people. I spent six years defending this country in uniform, My Fellow Americans, because I LUV YA! Who'd have imagined I would have had to defend it here against so-called champions of freedom and human rights who were everything but? Well, they sure TALK a good game anyway. I'M the one that acted and sacrificed GREATLY for it! Because Who Loves Ya, Baby? Besides, with all the dark plot twists in this black comedy that would have left Dr. Strangelove stunned? Better than an Oscar. At least nowadays, it seems.

Revenge really IS a dish best served nuclear :) Lastly, I can stand proud today and say that I am the TRUE Hero Of The Iranian Woman and Gay! I have now fully displayed their horrific plight to the world in the context of Roxana's own, and have done them a great public service by moving them out of the shadows and into the harsh glare of world public opinion. I have sacrificed much to do this. In fact, I sacrificed my greatest dream. And I'm not even gay! No, really. I did it because I am an Amurrican, and we don't give a damn WHAT you are! Because we believe ALL people on this earth should have same rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as WE all enjoy here in America today, and not be tortured and hung by a bunch of Islamist Gestapo Goons! And DON'T let those Lefties tell you that we're all a bunch of Nazis, either! WHO fell asleep on the job here? WHO turned a blind eye? HYPOCRITES! And though I do not know Roxana Saberi at all, I do love her. As you ALL should! She is one of ours :) But I, Roxana's family, her most devout supporters need all the help we can get. GROUP EFFORT, PEOPLE! I have done MY part ;-) Don't Forget Roxana! BURN UP THE WIRES! Everybody you need to call! Lots of links here already! GET THOSE THUGS' FILTHY HANDS OFF HER!!! Get her home where she belongs. With all of us, who truly care for her. And not those sick punks! If I've offended anyone here, I'm feeling very PATTON right now. Screw ya! Thank You, Thank You Very Muuch. PS Should Roxana not be released by deadline, I will turn all my righteous wrath upon our feeble government. I do believe the Academy, the Press, Mrs. Penn and Mrs. Black can now attest to President Obama and Secretary Clinton that they would suffer less at the hands of the Iranians. Roxana needs to come home. The punking must stop. By peace or by war. I have already had to endure in my life the endless 444-day Iranian punking in 1979. NO MORE! I will NOT stand by for another! And ESPECIALLY not for Roxana! Who KNOWS how those sick blood-drinking Blackshirt goons are terrorizing her as we speak? I really hope I do not have to come back here. With all my heart. But if I must war, my battlefield experience as of late has served me well ;-) For YOU, My Fellow Americans. ALWAYS for you. And especially for Roxana Saberi. And all those who love her as I do. As do we all. Peace to All. LET'S GET ROXANA HOME!!!! Regards to All Near and Far, Your Most Humble and Obedient Mad King :)