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In May of last year, Amanda Monti, and her boyfriend Geoffrey Jones had a falling out. Apparently, this was enough cause for this "lady" to take action into her own hands.

Liverpool Crown Court heard that Amanda Monti revenged her boyfriend Geoffrey Jones' rejection by literally ripping off one of his balls with the use of her bare hands. And, had it not been for the fact that she would have choked by swallowing it, she spit it out. Seems that she had the wrong idea as to the meaning of swallowing. However, a fellow who happened to be near by and heard the whole commotion, retrieved it and handed it back to Mr. Jones saying: “That’s yours.” Unfortunately for the poor dude, doctors were unable to re-attach his testicle.

In Mr. Jones’ statement to the Court, he testified that Ms. Monti grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". And that “it caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Prior to sentencing, the Court read her letter in which she claimed that she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter also read: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

The Court sentenced Ms. Monti to two-and-a-half years in prison. Meanwhile Mr. Jones will have to live with our rather without his testicle for the rest of his life.

Girls, this is not what boys mean when they ask you to play with their balls. Also, you can only possess your boyfriend's genitals by default. Anything else is just plain nuts!