http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/241151
Posted Oct 19, 2007 by 666divine

Op-Ed: A Fair To Remember


Anton Barz who has organized enchanting wedding fairs has turned his attention to the horrific and vulgar misadventures of divorce.

It seems that lovers who are in the throws of romance happily delve into stressful wedding plans. However when the fun of love and war has become nothing more than a crazed illusion, there is no magical escape.

In order to help these disillusioned individuals, the sympathetic Mr. Barz came up with tasteful but rather gruesome idea. He decided that couples whom have been robbed of the love and trust they once held for eachother are in need of guidance. Therefore he is hosting the world’s first divorce fair. This novel event is due to take place in Vienna on the 27th and 28th day of October 2007.

To date, as many as 20 exhibitors have registered. These vultures include lawyers, mediators, estate agents, life-crisis experts, private detective firms and DNA laboratories offering paternity tests. The affair is also offering a “series of lectures on subjects” such as the affect divorce has on children.

These disenchanted couples who may have at one time been perceived as being normal, will need to adjust to being viewed and labeled as dysfunctional.

One company understands the trauma of brutal marriages, which end furiously and fiercely in divorce. Therefore they are "offering divorcee’s a therapeutic package holiday." And, I doubt that these holiday packages are meant for two.

Perhaps, the next time you attend a wedding and the preacher asks, “Does anyone here know of any reason why these two should not join their hands in holy matrimony, please speak now or forever hold your piece.,” You should stand up and answer, “Do you know that in Vienna alone, 66% of all marriages end in divorce?”