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F Cup Cookies Promise That Their Fat Will Go Straight to Your Boobs
Posted Aug 6, 2007 by RobotGod
Do you want bigger boobs, but don't want the hassle of breast surgery? Just pig out on some F Cup cookies from Japan and your man is sure to stop dead in his tracks. That's right, cookies that make your boobs grow.
Gizmodo reports that your cups can indeed runneth over with these cookies.
All you have to do is eat 2 a day apparently. You will have to beat guys away with a stick. Your grown children will want to suckle you! Car wrecks will be caused by your chest. You will suddenly be modeling.
And you will have my phone number...
Who knows if they actually work, but if so I can see a Howard Stern endorsement in the near future as well as the male equivalent, for those guys who don't quite measure up.
Let's have a cookie party for all the girls here. Whether you need more or not, back problems can be fun.