Digital Journal In The Year 2525

Posted Jun 1, 2007 by RobotGod
And now for something completely different...
I would like to share with you a dark part of my mind, where my DJ obsession lies in cobwebs of dementia. I will now take the classic song "In The Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)" and put a DJ twist on it.
In the year 2525
If Chris Hogg is still alive
If wolfman can survive
They may find...
In the year 3535
Your mind posts the news, You're brain is fried
Everything posted today
Will be read from the pill you took today
In the year 4545
Won't need to upvote ,won't need your eyes
Won't find a thing to do
The news will be the one looking at you
In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your side
Your legs have nothing to do
The giant news machine is doin' that for you
In the year 6565
Won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too
And Digital Journal staff will give them to you...woo woo
In the year 7510
If god is commin' he should make it by then
Maybe he'll look around and say:
"Now it's time to post on DJ!"
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty hand
He'll check the top earners list
And let's just hope, he's not too pissed.
In the year 9595
I'm wondering if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything that DJ can give
And he's put back nothing woo woo
Now it's been 10.000 years Citizen journalists have cried a billion tears
For what they never knew, now the reign of Chris' ghost head is through
But through eternal light the twinklin' of starlight
So very far away now it's night to yesterday.
Are you ready to revoke my press pass yet? I think I need a long quiet rest somewhere...