A tenth-grade girl from Centennial High School in California handed out cupcakes to her tormentors in what initially looked to be an act of goodwill last Thursday. But after tasting the confectionary treats, the students were soon grossed out by their abhorrent flavour. It was then that the girl revealed the secret ingredients of the cupcakes: a
melange of noxious substances, including semen, pubic hair, and other bodily fluids.
In fact,
authorities later said the pastries were actually made with condiments such as mayonnaise, barbeque sauce, and soy sauce. The rumour that the cupcakes contained semen
could not be confirmed, as all of the cupcakes were destroyed before they could be analyzed. However, one student who ingested the nasty cupcakes missed school for a day, citing
abdominal pains and vomiting.
Remarkably, police are classifying the incident as a prank and the teenager who gave out the cupcakes will not be charged. The real crime, however is the school’s decision to ban any outside food effective immediately; as a result, a
French Food Day planned for students has been cancelled.
