Schneider shared that he flew to the venue via Southwest Airlines as opposed to taking a private plane, and then he subsequently took an uber to The Paramount.
He joked that there should be an immigrant ban on Canada, especially since it makes “cute actors” such as Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds, while China makes cute iPhones. For anybody who claimed that Trump is not their president, Schneider reassured them that he is. Also, with three more years and 10 months to go, “What more can he do?” He reminded the crowd that in the past, America had bigger problems.
Schneider noted that when one is in their 20’s, they have too much testosterone, and that is a time that one apologizes after sex. When one hits 50, they apologize before sex.
He even poked fun at his wife for being Mexican, and shared that they had another kid together. “She’s very fertile these Mexicans,” he said. He needs to make his marriage work since although his wife is great, his house is amazing, and he loves it. His feelings were not the same for his first wife.
Schneider told the audience that woman are emotionally controlling while guys are physical control freaks. Also, men need to be creative about their apologies, since woman can read through the bad ones; moreover, he shared that Asians are tough, and that is why “you never see a homeless Asian person.”
The Verdict
Rob Schneider’s comedic performance at The Paramount was entertaining, witty and a great deal of fun. Schneider is worth seeing live whenever he is in the area. His stand-up comedy show garnered 4.5 out of five stars.
To learn more about comedian Rob Schneider and his touring schedule, check out his official website.
