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Before and After Falling in Love

By Cynthia Trowbridge
Posted Aug 9, 2010 in Entertainment
B - You take my breath away
A - I feel like I'm suffocating
B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
A - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
B - Lucy and Ricky
A - Fred and Ethel
B - Saturday Night Fever
A - Monday Night Football
B - He makes me feel like a million dollars
A - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
B - Don't stop
A - Don't start
B - The Sound of Music
A - The Sound of Silence
B - Is that all you're having?
A - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
B - Wheel of Fortune
A - Jeopardy
B - Its like I'm in a dream
A - Its like he's in a dorm
B - $60/dozen
A - $1.50/stem
B - Turbo charged
A - Jump start
B - We agree on everything!
A - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
B - Charming and Noble
A - Chernobyl
B - Idol
A - Idle
B - I love a woman with curves
A- I never said you were fat
B - He's completely lost without me
A - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
B - Time stood still
A - This relationship is going nowhere
B - Croissant and cappuccino
A - Bagel and instant
B - Blind
A - Nearsighted
B - You look so seductive in black
A - Your clothes are so depressing
B - Iambic Pentameter
A - Blank Verse
B - Oysters
A - Fishsticks
B - I can hardly believe we found each other
A - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
B - Passion
A - Ration

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