Woman Should Be Cheerleaders and Leave the Heavy Political Lifting To the Men

Women, fair warning, make sure you take a deep breath and remove all breakables because you may laugh yourself into such a fit that you break anything around you. Seriously, Republican men can be such male chauvinistic PIGS sometimes. Teaser:

What finally pushed me over the edge was Michelle Malkin's post about the military tribunal at Gitmo. Michelle, please. That is not a suitable topic for a button-cute Republican lady and yet she has already received responses from several male right-wing bloggers that endorse her views without even a gentle hint to her that it would perhaps be best if she would stick to cheerleading and leave the heavy lifting for the men. (Why don't more right wing blogging ladies dress up as cheerleaders, I wonder? Or French maids? But I digress).

When you are done either laughing yourself sick or throwing things at the wall, remember, this guy is "divorced, 45, and look like an older, somewhat fatter Sean Hannity when I take off my glasses" and he is also "looking for a lady who looks like Ann Coulter when we're alone at home but otherwise dresses and behaves like Laura Bush. It goes without saying that I'm looking for a lady who expresses herself in a truly womanly fashion (i.e., rarely)". A real dream pig huh?