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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life

By Debra Myers
Posted Jul 14, 2010 in Entertainment
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had
a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved
with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: Your wife
can't find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter
borrowed them.
5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.
Bad: He's a
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.
6. Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
7. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very Ugly: She makes more
money than you do.

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