Here's one for you:
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ''Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!''
The husband said, ''Oh, my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?''
''Doesn't matter,'' she said. ''Just get out.''