I'm broke, I'm broke

I'm broke and I am about to lose my house and I ain't got money for gas. But I can afford to smoke and have a cell phone. I'm out of a job and behind on my bills but I have one of them fancy new cell phones with a GPS built in. I'm broke but I have a cell phone and when I go out to lunch with friends I order one of the most expensive lunches on the menu plus I think I will have one of those delicious $5 desserts. I don't know how I am going to pay my bills but I still can charge more on one of my credit cards so I can go out on the town with my friends tonight. Sigh, do I have to feel sorry for folks like this?