1. You clearly know which side you are on. If you are not Horde you are on the wrong side.
2. Mountain Dew caters to your whims, you can't say that about Congress.
3. If you disagree with someone you pwn them, and then you camp their body till they slink back off to the Alliance scum pond they came from.
4. If something doesn't work, It gets fixed without taxing people their Gold.
5. You can say F*ck all you want and other people don't have to see it. Everyone is happy.
6. The postal system is still cheap and not bankrupt.
7. If a Chinese person takes your resources you can pwn them without starting an international incident.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4lH0qO11mo
So you see, I have decided that I like WoW better than Digital Journal, because here politics are nasty, overly complicated, and filled with liars and manipulators. But on WoW, those people get pwned!!