New Male Performance Drugs

Posted Jun 4, 2009 by ■ Debra Myers in Entertainment 6 comments

With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:

PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.

ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.

NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener.

FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).

LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions.

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Jun 4, 2009 by ■ Michael Cosgroveflagged as abuse - show comment
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I could imagine all kinds of performance drugs for women, but it may be better if I don't enumerate them here lol!!
Great post!
Me? I already take COMPLIMENTRA.
But women get into me because they think I'm hitting on them (which I am.)
Go figure..
:)

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Jun 4, 2009 by ■ Debra Myersflagged as abuse - show comment
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I could imagine all kinds of performance drugs for women, but it may be better if I don't enumerate them here lol!!
Great post!
Me? I already take COMPLIMENTRA.
But women get into me because they think I'm hitting on them (which I am.)
Go figure..
:)

LOLOL! You should come up with a counter blog of performance drugs for women! I'd love to hear them!!!

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Jun 4, 2009 by ■ Michael Cosgroveflagged as abuse - show comment
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LOLOL! You should come up with a counter blog of performance drugs for women! I'd love to hear them!!!

Thanks but no thanks.
I'd be flayed alive lol!.
:)

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Jun 4, 2009 by ■ Debra Myersflagged as abuse - show comment
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Thanks but no thanks.
I'd be flayed alive lol!.
:)

Naw...we love ya...and it's all in good fun!!!

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Jun 4, 2009 by ■ Michael Cosgroveflagged as abuse - show comment
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Hmm...I'll think about it. Never know, one day I may just feel like winding you gals up a little!
;)

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Jun 4, 2009 by ■ Debra Myersflagged as abuse - show comment
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Hmm...I'll think about it. Never know, one day I may just feel like winding you gals up a little!
;)

Giggling....

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