Yesterday my 10 yr old grandson was getting ready for school, when he told his 14yr old sister - ' I think I have morning sickness". His sister told him you can only have morning sickness if you are pregnant. and giggling went and told her dad. In the car going to school my grandsons dad asked him when this big event was to take place. He just retorted 'stop-pit now dad, I am embarrassed.
Oh for the joys of innocence.
My mum who is 76 usually remembers everything but hit a blank on names the other day. The conversation went something like this..
Mum - Janice, do you remember Laddo?
Janice - Tongue in cheek - No, I haven't got a clue.
Mum - Yes you do, he was married to Lasso.
Janice - Well, that certainly narrows it down a lot doesn't it!
At least we had a good laugh and I hope you did too.