There was a young dashing gent that was trying to get up the courage to ask a beautiful blonde out for a date. His heart lept when she accepted. To impress her he brought her a dozen long stem roses. When she opened her door and saw him standing there with the roses, she said " Oh, I guess I'm going to have to have my legs up in the air all night for these!" He replied, "Why, don't you have a vase?"