A certain famous boxer from those islands should be commissioned to fight an exhibition, perhaps one round against each of 12 ordinary club fighters, and maybe afterwards to hold a boxing clinic.
One thousand of the world's top banks and other financial institutions should each send one of their representatives to this exhibition at Wembley, London, or some similar venue in the United States or elsewhere.
The banksters should purchase VIP tickets at £1,000,000 each.
Other tickets to be sold to the general public at rates commensurate for a regular boxing match, football match or concert.
The net profit to be donated to the top value for money relief organisations currently working in the Philippines.
No chuggers or similar sham fund-raisers to be permitted.