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Bring the zing back into your love life.

By ChrisLee
Posted Sep 8, 2011 in Lifestyle
Couples who have been in a relationship for some time, often feel that they have run out of ideas to express their love for each other. If you feel the same way and want to bring the zing back into your love life, go through this list of ways to show your love.
1. Begin the day by giving your mate a huge bear hug.
Tried that... she hit me with a frying pan.
2. Tuck an “I love you” note in his lunch box or in her handbag.
Turns out it was her sisters hand bag..
3. Have a messenger deliver a bunch of flowers for your lover at work.
She hid them thinking they were from someone else.
4. Go for a walk in the park and hold hands.
She kept asking if I knew the way out again.
When I finally said no she ran off.
5. Write a letter to your partner’s parents, complimenting them on bringing up such a fine person.
Turns out she rented that family for appearances,
Now I'm chained in the basement.
6. Really listen to your partner when he or she talks of an interest, even if it may not concern you.
Funny how wiretapping your own phone is still a felony.
7. Mouth the words "I love you" to your partner, across a room full of people.
Opps her sister again…
8. Indulge a whim of his or hers, when there is no occasion to do so.
How was I to know it involved rubber and handcuffs!!!
9. Surprise your lover with tickets, for a romantic cruise.
I did, she took another guy…
10. Call your partner, if you are going to come home late.
Yea, walked in on her and Fred last time I forgot this one…
11. Offer to take the dog out, when you know your lover is tied down with work.
Operative word - "TIED DOWN"
12. Whip up a three-course meal for your lover.
Did this, then the wife walked in….
13. Go to a place of worship and pray together.
Turns out we're no longer welcome at McDonalds…
14. Pursue a hobby together over the weekend.
But I don't fall for "free diving" trick again.
15. Ask your lover what he or she would like to do before you get intimate.
Any answer with "In Hell" in it is not a good start.
16. Read out an interesting piece from the newspaper or magazine, to your partner.
Just not from the "personal services" column.
17. Snuggle up close.
Turns out she keeps a little knife on her at all times,
She calls it "Mr Stabby" …
18. Take a shower together.
Who knew shower gel could be used as a weapon….?
19. Carry your lover’s photo in your wallet.
And why invite a lot of unanswered questions from the Wife ?
20. Go out on an unplanned date.
Yea, I saw it as an unplanned date, Apparently the cops saw it as kidnapping...

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