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British Prime Minister David Cameron just emailed me!

By Andrew Moran
Posted May 17, 2011 in Politics
I cannot believe it. One of the most powerful elected leaders in the world hast just emailed me.
I'm going about my work this morning and I checked my inbox, as I usually do about every 30 minutes or so, and I couldn't believe what was sitting there.
I opened it up and it gets even better. Cameron is offering me two million British pounds. Wowza!
"I am The Rt Hon David Cameron MP,Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury
and Minister for the Civil Service British Government. This letter is to
officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 7302 7168 0041 0640) has been
accredited in your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 1090.The
VISA Card Value is £2,000,000.00(Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling)."
Unfortunately he seems to have been intoxicated as he can't space properly.
"This office will send to you an Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw
your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a
maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm the
following information to enable;The Rt Hon William Hague MP First Secretary of
State for British Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. begin in processing of
your VISA CARD."
All he wants from me is my personal information such as name, address, sin number, occupation, etc.
He was also kind enough to warn me that I should cease emails from anyone else from his staff. What a nice guy.
Anyway, after this nice sum from the British, I'm going to take a nice well-deserved break from all of my jobs. Finally, all of my hard work, determination and whining has come through. He must have been checking out my work on a bunch of websites I write for. Oh yeah!
All I have to do now is give him my info.

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