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Posted Sep 17, 2008 by ■ Debra Myers in Entertainment 8 comments

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* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

* British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

* Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

* Eye Drops off Shelf

* Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

* Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

* Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

* Stolen Painting Found by Tree

* Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

* Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

* Drunken Drivers Paid $1000

* If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

* Deer Kill 17,000

* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

* Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

* British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

* New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

* Air Head Fired

* Steals Clock, Faces Time

* Prosecutor Releases Probe into Under-sheriff

* Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

* Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

* Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

* Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

* Include your Children when Baking Cookies

* Marv Albert Gets Pink Slip

* Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

* Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

* Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

* Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

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Posted Sep 17, 2008 by ■ Chris Hogg
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This is my fave headline of all time -- Alex Rodriguez (also known as "A-rod") has a name that is perfect for headline fun.

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Posted Sep 17, 2008 by ■ Debra Myers
#2

@■ Chris Hogg
This is my fave headline of all time -- Alex Rodriguez (also known as "A-rod") has a name that is perfect for headline fun.

Now that's funny!!!!

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Posted Sep 17, 2008 by ■ 666divine
#3

I would have to say that these two are my favourites but not necessarily in that order:
1. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
2. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

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Posted Sep 17, 2008 by ■ Debra Myers
#4

Here's ny favs:

* Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

* Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

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Posted Sep 18, 2008 by ■ skeptikool
#5

Great stuff. With most, I rather think the authors were having fun. Well, perhaps not with this one: Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

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Posted Sep 19, 2008 by ■ Cynthia Trowbridge
#6

These are funny.

I like the one that kool likes plus

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

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Posted Sep 19, 2008 by ■ 666divine
#7

Here's an old one;
Pygmies up in arms.

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Posted Sep 19, 2008 by ■ Cynthia Trowbridge
#8

@■ 666divine
Here's an old one;
Pygmies up in arms.

This one is funny too, I think, :)

MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR WIVES

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