What happens if a person who is refused for a job of Assistant professor sends a rejection letter. This is an Ultimate rejection letter, don't try this at home it won't work. But is funny.
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
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