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Dear Junk Mail Solicitors (WARNING: VERY SARCASTIC)

By philforhumanity     Nov 22, 2006 in Lifestyle
Dear Junk Mail Solicitors,
I would like to personally thank each and every one of you for all the attention that you have given me lately. Being wanted so much has definitely increased my self esteem and financial self worth to an extent unseen since I was a fearless toddler with doting parenting.
I especially appreciate the contracts that look like real checks. I am sure these fake checks are meant to confuse aging senior citizens and new immigrants who are still naive with our capitalistic ways. I wish you luck tricking people out of their money...
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