5 Steps to Getting the Girl of Your Dreams -- Illustrated with Lego

This entire list is illustrated with Lego character photos (geek friendly). Funny, but it's actually quite a shallow list of things men should buy to make women want their money. I hope this isn't what women really want.

Here's the summary: Step 1: Find a woman (recommended place to find a woman is at a wedding. -- Hey, I didn't write this!) Step 2: Stand out (get a nice car, expensive watch and pricey shoes) Step 3: The Chase (women want to be pursued, so chase them. This point contradicts the previous because it says don't talk about how much money you make -- I guess you just have to show it? Also, women seem to notice jerks before nice guys, as this blogger says) Step 4: 9th Inning (follow-up with a sweet text message after a date -- something like "Goodnight, Sweet Dreams". When you meet with her again in a few days, say something nice about her other than her looks). Step 5: Lock Down (no, this doesn't mean tie them up. This means do little things like drop coffee off at work for her and do things without her asking) I hope step 2 is one you can skip, because I for one am not interested in a gold digger.