You Better Recognize!

Palestine's HDIC (Head Douchebag In Charge) Ismail Haniyeh has ruined the posibility of a real dialogue by publically stating that he won't recognize the state of Israel, despite moves by President Mahmoud Abbas to build a unity government.

Two things: 1) What's with this "having both a President and a Prime Minister" crap? I'm no fascist, but I'm starting to think, "Hmm, maybe one leader is enough." Too many cooks and all that... 2) Dear Mr. Haniyeh: Look on a world map. See that crappy, arid sliver of land next to Palestine, that's marked "Israel"? Try to memorize the name and location next time you're called upon to "recognize" it. It's really not that difficult. Remember: it's right next door to your crappy, arid sliver of land. There, that wasn't so hard, was it? Asshole.