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article imageVideo: White House responds to alien 'Shapeshifter' guard theory

By JohnThomas Didymus     Mar 27, 2013 in Odd News
The White House has responded tongue-in-cheek to a widely circulated theory that President Obama has been assigned alien "shape-shifting" reptilian Secret Service guards from outer space.
The latest Obama conspiracy theory that alleges the president of the United States may have hired alien "shape-shifter" guards originated from the YouTube video above. The video posted to YouTube by Jane Trivum has received almost 3 million views.
The White House in its response said that if at all it was contemplating hiring alien reptilian guards, the circumstances of the sequester compels that it must abandon the plan.
According to the video, the White House this month deployed at least one alien reptilian guard which the narrator alleges was protecting the president during his March 4 speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC). The narrator explains authoritatively that the guard in the video "could be a shape-shifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be, caught in a high-definition video during an event of the Zionist cabal."
The White House, apparently fearing that many will take the irrefutable video evidence seriously, has issued a statement in response to the allegation. The White House said alien body guards are too costly in the midst of sequester budgetary constraints. According to Caitlin Hayden, chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, "I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester." She continued: "I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details."
As Wired.com notes, Hayden's statement is not a "flat denial" of the alien theory and it will require more than just an appeal to budgetary constraints of sequestration to refute the overwhelming video evidence. According to the authoritative narrator: "Even though at first sight he looks like the average Secret Service spook, a series of odd features on his head, face, plus a very strange behavior and creepy movements suggest something else.:
The video gives a privileged perspective view of the alleged alien agent in poor lighting, and of course, we are urged to ignore "all the distortions and image artifacts caused by post-editing zooming.” As we watch the shape-shifting transformation that at last provides irrefutable evidence of the sinister machinations of the hidden evil powers that be, the narrator carries us along: "His ears, his nose, his chin, cheekbone, jaw and mouth are no longer looking human at all."
According to the narrator, the agent is "shape-shifting into some sort of reptilian nonhuman form" probably due to a sudden and temporary malfunctioning of the technology that the alien has used to conceal his identity.
As Wired.com observes, history may yet list one of the benefits of the sequester as preventing the White House falling into the clutches of an intergalactic conspiracy to hijack the presidency.
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