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article imageSeniors cited for indecent exposure in Sonora

By Gar Swaffar     Feb 14, 2013 in Odd News
Sonora - Occasionally we get far more information than we need. This may be one of those times when less is more, and these two "seasoned citizens" offered far too much.
A common theme in some childhood nightmares is walking in to a room and finding your grandparents in flagrante delicto, intimately involved...... doing the nasty!
Sonora, Ca. police were called to a business yesterday on the 600 block of Stockton Road, a very busy business, where customers were going in and out. Where customers with children were going in to and out of the business.
Unfortunately that wasn't the only in and out business going on. A couple were reported as "unclothed" and "sexually engaged" in the back seat of a car in the parking lot, in full view of all who wandered by.
As reported by every news service in the Motherlode today, including MyMotherLode, Earp, Ca. resident ,72 year-old Linda Titus, and Sonora resident, 62 year-old Garry Wells were both cited for 'indecent exposure'. Apparently even the Sonora Police didn't have either the heart or the guts to actually handcuff and arrest the two for such a heinous crime.
It remains unclear at this time if the couple had finished their "business" by the time the police arrived. Sometimes even brain bleaching simply can't remove the mental bruising of the incidents a reporter has to write.
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