FL cops: woman finds hubby cheating, pulls gun, poops in kitchen

Vero Beach - A Florida woman allegedly went on an epic rampage after discovering her husband in a compromising position with a younger woman.

Brenda Schumann, 51, of Vero Beach recently caught her 42-year-old husband, who has not been named, in bed with his 33-year-old girlfriend. Although Schumann and her estranged hubby are in the process of divorcing and no longer live together, this discovery allegedly proved too much for the scorned woman to stomach-- quite literally, as you're about to see. According to a police report published by TC Palm, after finding the pair in bed, Schumann fetched a rifle and allegedly threatened to shoot them both. Her husband managed to wrest the weapon from her hands, but that didn't stop her from making a big stink-- again, literally. Schumann then allegedly proceeded to urinate on the carpet outside the bedroom before defecating on the kitchen floor. She then allegedly grabbed a second rifle and started smashing up the home. She eventually fled. Police tracked her down at a nearby apartment. "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?" Schumann allegedly asked officers. Schumann was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, domestic violence, battery and resisting arrest. Her husband got off lucky. Other men who have been caught in similar situations have not escaped with their lives. Last year, Brazilian Elize Ramos Kitano Matsunaga shot her cheating husband before dismembering him and scattering his remains around Sao Paulo in plastic bags. And sometimes it's not lives that scorned wives or girlfriends take, although some of their victims probably wish they'd been killed-- In July 2011, Katherine Kieu Becker of Garden Grove, California drugged her husband, cut off his penis and threw it in a garbage disposal unit.