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article imagePhotos: Patrice Laroche, Sandra Denis explain How To Make A Baby

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By JohnThomas Didymus     Dec 8, 2012 in Lifestyle
An illustrated instructional by Quebec-based photographer Patrice Laroche, and his partner Sandra Denis, explains How To Make a Baby. It comes with a surprise, for it turns out that babies are not made in heaven but at the garage with hot air from a pump.
Patrice Laroche's novel technique is engagingly simple: It takes the guy only as long as he needs to pump hot air into his partner at a garage until she bursts open to make a baby. And that takes only a few minutes.
The couple's How-To manual is lavishly illustrated and easy to follow:
Plug an air pump into the obvious spot, her belly button.
Switch on the power and let the hot air work the magic.
Warning: She gets hot as the job progresses. She may need to shed her warm clothing.
It takes some perseverance, keep pumping... until... she goes BANG!
Plug an air pump into the obvious spot  her belly button.
Plug an air pump into the obvious spot, her belly button.
Patrice Laroche
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Switch on the power and let the hot air work the magic.
Switch on the power and let the hot air work the magic.
Patrice Laroche
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Warning: She gets hot as the job progresses. She may need to shed her warm clothing.
Warning: She gets hot as the job progresses. She may need to shed her warm clothing.
Patrice Laroche
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It takes some perseverance  keep pumping... until...
It takes some perseverance, keep pumping... until...
Patrice Laroche
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... she goes BANG!
... she goes BANG!
Patrice Laroche
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The guy may need some soccer goalkeeper's skills at this point, for the baby comes to the world literally with a bang. But all things being equal, he/she is safe in Daddy's hands
Dad may need some soccer goalkeeeper s skills at this point  for the baby literally comes to the wor...
Dad may need some soccer goalkeeeper's skills at this point, for the baby literally comes to the world with a bang
Patrce Laroche
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It s celebration time as proud new parents share a tender moment after the arrival of their baby dau...
It's celebration time as proud new parents share a tender moment after the arrival of their baby daughter Justine.
Patrice Laroche
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Now it's celebration time as the proud new parents share a tender moment after the arrival of their baby daughter Justine.
Reddit users offered some criticism of the sequence, such as the disappearance of the father-to-be's sunglasses between the third and fourth frame.
Well, maybe Patrice yanked off the sun-glasses as the going got tough.
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