J&D's Foods, the good folks who brought you Baconnaise
, "the ultimate bacon-flavored spread" and Bacon Lube
, the ultimate spread for your unmentionables, has now introduced a bacon-flavored spread for your face.
With Bacon Shaving Cream
, breakfast can now start in your bathroom. Because as J&D's says, "everything should taste like bacon." Including your face.
"Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon," J&D's website says. This "high-end, luxurious" product will make you "smell and feel like a champion," the company promises.
"We imagine this is what Vikings would have used to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard," the site says.
The company's founders refer to their latest creation as "the pork-scented lather of the gods."
J&D's promises the first shipments of Bacon Shaving Cream, which retails for $14.99, will ship by the end of the first week in December-- just in time for you to obliterate that Movember
mess on your face. Hurry, though, J&D's says they're only producing 2,500 jars.