President Obama responds to Donald Trump

Los Angeles - The Donald's recent "mysterious discovery" about the current President of the United States of America may have been defused by a recent appearance on NBC's 'The Tonight Show'.

On 24/10/12 President Barack Obama made an appearance on NBC's Tonight Show and in the segment which Gawker's Taylor Berman reports that the Trumpster's October Surprise may have all the effervescent power of a glass of Coca-cola without the bubbles. “This all dates back to when we were growing up in Kenya,” Obama said to Leno. “We had constant run-ins on the soccer field,” said Obama, who was born in Hawaii. “He wasn’t very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over.” The article also records President Obama's opinion of a recent "sometimes rape may be a part of God's plan" soundbite from aspiring political candidate Richard Mourdock.