Bizarre public sex tryst busted in restaurant

Orlando - Sure we've all heard the phrase " She's got to have it" but does she have to have it in a public restaurant in front of children and their awe struck parents, along with equally shocked waiters and everyone else who walked by?

According to a recent police report the answer is an emphatic "No!". The Orlando police in a complaint filed 16/10/12 write that Jeremie Calo and his date were " having sex on a table in view of minor children". in the patio section of local eatery Paddy Murphy's. According to witnesses the young lovers were having a romantic evening when things began to get "footloose". When manager Tom Murphy became aware of the couple's anxious attempt to create a new life near the take-out window he was determined to put a halt to the amorous encounter. "Compose yourself, pay your tab or I'll call the police.", said Murphey. "She can't get up at this time" responded the clever Calo., motioning towards his date who was vigorously engaged upon his genitals. The frustrated manager did as he promised and the police were summoned The wailing sirens approaching from a distance cooled the passions of the young lovers and upon their arrival the police booked Calo for fighting with the restaraunt manager and refusing to pay his tab of just over $100. None of the startled and possibly grossed out witnesses of the sex crime would swear out a complaint for the sex frolic because they were too overwhelmed to describe and write down the offence!