Sure to generate some laughs, or make others shake their heads, Bede argues that in life, some calories simply do not count. In the video, for instance, your indulgence doesn't count if it's organic, if it's free, if it's just one slice, or a holiday. The list goes on.
Viewers who can relate may add their exceptions at ItDoesntCountIf.
Also noteworthy, it doesn't count today "If you've been to the gym, or are wearing gym clothes!"