that Julian Call, 22, and his 35-year-old companion Tina Gianakon were arrested on Sunday evening at a Walmart in Hutchinson and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and theft.
According to police and witnesses, the couple shoplifted
several items, including a tube of K-Y lubricant, and then groped each other under their clothing in front of staff and shoppers.
Police arrived and arrested the lusty looters, who according to KAKE were "cooperative" and "did not appear to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol."
Call and Gianakon both posted bond and are scheduled to appear in court within five days.