No, this is not a bit of satire from "The Onion." This is sadly true. A lawmaker from the Hoosier State refused to sign off on a resolution honoring the Girl Scouts on their 100th Anniversary.
From whence comes such idiocy?
State Rep. Bob Morris (R) from Fort Wayne told the rest of the Republicans that they could sign off on the resolution if they wanted to, but doggoned if he was going to put his name on a document congratulating an organization that everybody knows is pushing a pro-gay, pro-abortion agenda.
...abundant evidence proves that the agenda of Planned Parenthood includes sexualizing young girls through the Girl Scouts, which is quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood instructional series and pamphlets are part of the core curriculum at GSA training seminars. Denver Auxiliary Bishop James D. Conley of Denver last year warned parents that “membership in the Girl Scouts could carry the danger of making their daughters more receptive to the pro-abortion agenda.”
Ack. And I ate a whole box of their tasty "Thin Mints" last week. Is that why I spent a good chunk of this morning admiring Joe Scarborough's manly physique and wishing I were a woman so I could have an abortion?
A Girl Scouts of America training program last year used the Planned Parenthood sex education pamphlet “Happy, Healthy, and Hot.” The pamphlet instructs young girls not to think of sex as “just about vaginal or anal intercourse.” “There is no right or wrong way to have sex. Just have fun, explore and be yourself!” it states. Although individual Girl Scout troops are not forced to follow this curriculum, many do. Liberal progressive troop-leaders will indoctrinate the girls in their troop according to the principles of Planned Parenthood, making Bishop Conley’s warning true.
Ack! Ack! Ack! Girl Scouts! Cookies! Anal Sex! Santorum! Ack! Ack! Ack! But it gets worse!
Yummy cookies of sin?
Morris also said the fact that first lady Michelle Obama is honorary president “should give each of us reason to pause before our individual and collective endorsement of the organization” and criticized the group for accepting “Boys who decide to claim a ‘transgender’ or cross-dressing life-style.”
Before I remind Representative Morris that ever since I was a Boy Scout in the last century, the President of the United States has always been the "honorary president" of the BSA and the First Lady has always been "honorary president" of the GSA, let me share his fear of the Muslim, sharia, Kenyan, homosexual, transgendered, unnatural sex cookies!
Or could it be that Morris is just a Hoosier Homophobe, an ignorant moron who has as much business making law as I do trying to sell what my dogs make in the yard as "dog scout cookies"?
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