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Eel and penis not a good mix

By Gar Swaffar     Sep 14, 2011 in Health
Eels have habitats, and they're happy in those habitats, eels should stay there. An eel in a penis cannot be a happy eel and a penis with an eel inside can't be happy either.
Writing the intro was tough, I kept getting a weird case of the heebie jeebies and shaking uncontrollably. The long and the short of this story is about an eel which has gone where no eel has gone before. From the U.K. Metro comes the story regarding a gentleman by the name of Zhang Nan who was at a beauty spa in China, Nan was partaking of an 'eel bath' to exfoliate dead skin from his body when the unthinkable occurred.
Male readers should now start whistling really loud or singing a song to distract themselves.
"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis."
OK, I'm back and the swelling on my forehead from blacking out and hitting the edge of my laptop is going down now.
When the 56 year old Nan understood what was occurring he did attempt to stop the eels progress, but to no avail, there is a reason for the old saying "slippery as an eel."
"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."
The eel unfortunately was able to make it's way fully into the urethra and finally find a resting place in Nan's bladder.
"The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly." stated surgeon Jin Wang (stop guffawing, he didn't get to choose his name)
Mr. Nan who hails from Honghu, Hubei province may have gone for a beauty treatment, but he got far more than he bargained for, including a three hour surgery to remove that eel out of his bladder. This reporter may have some dead skin, but I'm certain it will fall off in it's own good time, or not.
Unfortunately the eel did not survive its journey or destination in the dark confines of Mr. Nan's bladder, the eel succumbed to whatever malady might overtake an eel when it goes where it definitely does not belong.
And at the bottom of the Metro article is a bit about a 14 year old Indian teenager who also had an eel in his eel, the circumstances though were a bit murky on how that one happened to occur.
p.s., there was picture of the eel in the Metro article, but I just couldn't bring myself to use it.
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