Geezer thief shoots up New York clothing store

An old 'geezer' went on a shooting spree during a failed robbery attempt at a high-end midtown Manhattan clothing store last weekend.

According to the New York Post, police sources said the old man was using a cane and carrying an oxygen tank when he went into Sarar on Madison Avenue near East 46th Street in Manhattan. The suspect is described as 6-foot-2-inches tall, 190 pounds, and in his 70's. The old crook announced he was doing a stickup, but started shooting when a customer fled. After shooting at and missing the fleeing customer, he shot two more rounds at the manager, yelling: "You want one? You want another one?" The only damage done by the bullets were eight suits that a bullet went through before ending up in the pocket of the last jacket. The geezer gunman left empty-handed and raced off in his shiny black Cadillac.