Berlin Sex Academy Museum Offers Lessons In Love

If you thought you have heard of everything, pay heed to this new exhibition in Berlin known as the Amora sex academy. It promises improvements in love making techniques via the erogenous zones of naked mannequins. Read on for more of the x-rated truth.

According to news sources, opening day was just this past week at the Amora sex academy. It welcomes all with the slogan: “Finally, an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything.” Whatever that conjures in your mind, try to be strong and read more about the more than 50 interactive displays that guide visitors through the intimate areas of the male and female bodies. They offer helpful tips on everything your mother neither told you nor even warned you about. In the words of Uta Barkow, the manager of the Beate Uhse sex chain which is hosting the academy:

“A lot of couples come in here together to learn something. It's been very well received so far. A lot of exhibits have that 'aha' effect on a lot of people.”

Several life-sized plastic models in various positions are the stars of this naked and somewhat uncomfortable show. It is actually quite amusing, as one female mannequin lights up when touched in the right spot. A voice shrieks, “That's it!” when the ever elusive G-spot has been located. (Just try to find it again. I dare you!) Another most interesting feature that is not for everyone but sure to appeal to some is the “Spank-o-meter.” It measures the level of pleasure a mannequin receives when spanked with a leather whip. Barkow says:

“So far we've had just as many women in here as men. Women coming in tend to have fewer inhibitions while the men tend to be a bit more embarrassed.”

The museum also shows film clips of various sexual positions, including the "Italian chandelier" that the viewer learns can burn up to 920 calories per hour. (Don’t ask me. I prefer candles.) I don’t know. What do YOU think about this?