Op-Ed: Could Two 'Axis of Evil' Wars Be Looming On The Horizon?

Things are heating up in the Axis of Evil. The US and South Korea warned Kim Jong-Il over his planned missile launch. Kim promises war if it's shot down. And Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu has threatened to strike at Iran's nuke program.

And I got a front row seat! First up, Team America's Blofeld-like villain, Kim Jong-Il, and the war of words that soon may be much more :) The Asia-Pacific Financial Times found that the US and South Korea on Thursday warned North Korea not to continue with a planned satellite launch. It seems Pyongyang threatened a “fiery bolt of retaliatory lightning” if Japan tried to shoot down the rocket. But North Korea maintained it will launch a satellite between April 4 and 8. The US, South Korea and Japan say the launch would breach a United Nations resolution passed after North Korea tested a long-range Taepodong-2 without advance warning in 2006. Let us look at the Big Picture with Kim Jong-Il and North Korea, people. Since North Korea, led by Kim's equally megalomaniac father, Kim Il-Sung, first invaded the South in 1950, a war that has never officially ended, the 'Democratic' Republic of North Korea has been a pestilence on this earth, to its own people, South Korea, Japan, the region, and to the greater world at large. Though North Korea, in essence, has been China's pit bull in US-China relations, the PRC has found that pit bulls don't always follow their master's commands. Threatening war is par for the course for the nightmare regime in North Korea. I say if the opportunity arises, we oblige them. Rid the world of that totalitarian scum once and for all. I'll definitely sleep better at night knowing Kim's taking a dirt nap. By the way, you should know. Two Clinton Administration officials, including former Defense Secretary William Perry, believe as I do that President Obama should strike the Taepo Dong II missile launch pad with a few Tomahawks. Didn't think they made Democrats like that anymore. Hope Springs Eternal. Now, onto the other Axis of Evil Apocalypse-minded regime in the Islamist extremist Republic of Iran, which has also been a pestilence on this earth to us, its own people, Israel, the region and the rest of the world for the last thirty hellish years of its existence. Recently, Israel's new hardline leader (and I LIKE IT!), Benjamin Netanyahu, threatened that if President Obama doesn't do something about Iran's nuclear facilities, he will. Finally! At least somebody's doing to do something more than just stand around and jerk off on video or plead for the release of an unlawfully detained hostage, who is no doubt being tormented as we speak. Israel has my full green light. Hell, I'll push the buttons myself! This, of course, could turn into a regional conflagration. But like Vladimir Ilych Lenin famously said, "you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs." I don't quote Commies much, but Lenin was right on that score. Besides, I'm willing to go to war with Iran just over its 'Gay Genocide'. Anything to stop that! Anyway, promising developments at last, people. Maybe the day is coming soon, after smoking some Nazi ass in North Korea and Iran, that the world can finally catch some shuteye without being in combat sleep mode. I'm all for that! Feel free to call me a warmonger, people. I am. I admit it. Iran's been a pain in the world's ass for 30 years now, North Korea for sixty. Diplomacy hasn't worked AT ALL! Time to try Diplomacy By Other Means, IMHO. Anything else is just waiting for the inevitable. Time to put these terrorist regimes out of business once and for all. Only then can the world truly be at peace with itself. Feel free to comment. The Bar Is Open ;-)