Op-Ed: Carter Advising Obama on Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis - Help!

Jimmy Carter was seen leaving the West Wing yesterday, no doubt vacillating with Obama over Roxana Saberi's situation. If at all. Since Carter's astute hostage negotiating skills led to a 444-day long punking by Iran, I'd wave Roxana goodbye for awhile.

Here's a rather discouraging update to the Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis, Day 11 and Counting. Here's former President Jimmy Carter, wearing much the same expression he wore during our first Hostage Crisis with Iran in 1979, leaving the West Wing of the White House. He seems to be giving us the STING signal there as well. Got me on that one. Maybe he's still stung from the last Hostage Crisis. The Iranian Thugocracy loves doing that. Stinging the Great Satan. No Hope for Change on that score! Forget Obama! To the Hitlerite Iranian Thugocracy, the Great Satan is just under new management! Sorry to bust your bubble, people. Had to do it. You need to see who they really are. I see it. Clear as day. Take a real good look at my in-depth reporting on today's Iran, and YOU tell me! Forget what I say! Go by what your eyes and ears tell you! It's all linked. In fact, there's TOO much! Anyway, I can only guess Mr. Carter and President Obama were frittering relentlessly as to what to do, what to do, about Roxana Saberi's continuing captivity in Iran, now in double digits since SOS Clinton first demanded her release March 5th, and now ten days since the Iranians said they would release her soon. Like cats on a string, they're playing with the Great Satan again! What do you expect? They're PUNKS! Just like Master Punk Hitler and his gang of blood-drinking Gestapo stooge punks! Seeing the Bigger Picture here now? I just want to get rid of the PUNKS! But I digress. Back to the Oval Office, for a fly-on-the-wall view of the current and former Presidents. Perhaps Mr. Obama and Mr. Carter weren't speaking of Roxana Saberi at all. Nobody seems to be. The President, Congress, Clinton, the Invisible Press, nobody! Like she's an unperson now. Hmm. Curious. Oh well. We can't have the Obamamessiah getting his halo tainted from any bad PR from the Invisible Press now, can we? I must say, they are doing a bang up job. Better than Big Brother! Hell, she isn't even on the State Department's IRAN page! See what I mean? Unperson! Fortunately, State isn't totally asleep at the wheel. I found this gem on State's front page: "Seeking A Better Relationship with Iran." I think Iran giving us back Roxana Saberi would be a good place to start on that score. Don't you? All the while, Roxana Saberi is either being psychologically terrorized by her Islamist Gestapo jailers (to whom she really isn't any better than a dirty Jewess), or hearing the tortured soul-piercing screams of the damned, who are trapped in that Hell called Evin Prison and are not so fortunate as to be American. It's even worse if you're gay. A LOT worse! They're being exterminated! Ruthlessly! Sound familiar? Again. For the SIXTH straight day! How long must this Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis go on? Here's the White House. Here's the State Department. Here's Congress. Oh, and see if you can wake up the New York Times, CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, and AP, too. You tell THEM the news for a change, LOL! How blackly comical is THAT? Well, maybe not so. THIS JUST IN: Finally! Human Rights Watch is on the ball! How about you, people? BTW I've been CC' ing them ;-) THIS JUST IN, TOO: Russia's selling more missiles to Iran. I feel much better now! How about you? Oh well. At least the DEATH TO AMERICA AND ISRAEL paint shops in Iran will be doing boffo business. But DON'T forget Roxana! Let's get her home, Guys! She needs us all to help her now. She needs YOU! Never forget Roxana Saberi :)

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Roxana Saberi, free lance journalist for the BBC, Fox News, National Public Radio and other Western news outlets, has been arrested in Iran, her father confirms.

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