Opinion: Roxana Saberi, The Invisible Press and SpongeBob for President

My fellow Americans, I have never been more ashamed of being an American than I do at this very moment. I'm seeing Jimmy Carter, and it's making me feel very Patton right now. In fact, I'm so revolted, I'm feeling Revolutionary. It appears our own useless US government and our Invisible Press have made Roxana Saberi an unperson. 84 new hits on Google for Roxana Saberi for the past 24 hours? Shameful doesn't begin to describe that obscenely low number. Am I and Roxana's supporters the only ones who care that, at this very moment, Roxana in most likely being terrorized in Tehran's notorious Evin Prison by her blood-drinking Islamist Gestapo Stooge keepers of today's Third Reich? WHERE IS ROXANA SABERI??? NO statements from President Obama! NO Statements from Secretary Clinton! And 83 new hits on Google the past 24 hours for Roxana Saberi, who is rotting in some Tehran hellhole as we speak? Disgraceful! The press is almost as invisible on the Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis as they and pals Penn and Black have been on Iran's Gay Holocaust, which has claimed the lives of 4000 Iranian gays in ways that would make you lose your faith in humanity. They're probably all having a tete-a-tete with their fellow gay rights champs Sean Penn and Dustin Lance Black. No doubt power-lunching on what to do about the Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis and the Gay Holocaust in Iran. My heroes. And President Obama seems to be too busy primping for Jay Leno. The Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis and Iranian Punking of America #102, Day 10. I first reported on what is now rightly called the Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis two days ago. I did a follow-up yesterday. Those reports are very chaotic verbal hurricanes. But I have to tell you, My Fellow Americans, the Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis, not to mention the Gay Holocaust in Iran, is making me feel very chaotic and hurricane-like right now. How long must my Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis and Iranian Punking of America weblog GO ON? I sure as hell hope it ain't 444 days again! But the way the Iranians are totally punking EVERYONE in our jelly-legged US Government, I'm stocking up on ink. It IS a Hostage Crisis, people. Secretary of State Clinton demanded her release ten days ago! The Iranians said they would release her soon the next day, March 6th. WHERE IS SHE??? Here's the links. for the third time! How many more times do I have to so this? FREE ROXANA SABERI! RIGHTNOW! Here's the contact info. Again! Here's the White House! Here's the State Department! Here's Congress! And will somebody please wake up the press? There'e a Hostage Crisis going on, for Chrissake! I will be updating during the day. As for our jelly-legged President and Secretary of State, as of tomorrow my Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis Log will be headered with the image of Jimmy Carter hopelessly vacillating as Americans rotted in Tehran for 444 days. As Roxana has NOW rotted there for a total of 44. And TEN since we demanded her release. You all DO know the Iranians are punking us again, right? They feed off this stuf! Humiliating the Great Satan! Sound familiar? THAT hasn't changed under Obama! To the Hitlerite Iranian Thugocracy, all it means is that the Great Satan is now under new management! That's IT! Am I the only one seeing all this? Roxana needs to come home right now, people. Please redistribute, post or otherwise Pirate At Will any and all information from my posts. I ask that not for myself. I ask that you do it for Roxana. Who knows how those Islamist Gestapo goons in are terrorizing her AS WE SPEAK? I'm not making all this stuff up, people. YOU look at all the facts in my reports! YOU decide! Besides, SOMEBODY has to report on all this. With 84 new hits on Google for an ongoing Hostage Crisis involoving American Citizen Roxana Saberi, sleeping on the job doesn't even BEGIN to describe that blatant journalistoc malfeasance and negligence! Yet even more dirty jobs that fall into my lap. But I do them for YOU, My Fine Fellow Americans. ALWAYS for you. Speaking of Fine Fellow Americans. FREE ROXANA SABERI! RIGHT NOW! OR SEND THE B-52s! And I DON'T mean the Rock Band! FREE ROXANA SABERI! RIGHT NOW!

Fargo ND graduates yearbook Roxana Saberi, free lance journalist for the BBC, Fox News, National Public Radio and other Western news outlets, has been arrested in Iran, her father confirms. image:48055:13::0