Op-Ed: The Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis and Iranian Punking #102, Day 9

Standing on the verge of yet another Double-Digit Punking by Iran. Roxana Saberi has been held captive for nine days since Secretary Clinton's demand, 44 overall. But I won't blame the Iranians from now on. I'll blame our own jelly-spined US Government.

I HAVE TO BE GRAPHIC HERE, PEOPLE!

BE WARNED! I've just read something in a Google search that made me sick to my stomach. "GAY HOLOCAUST IN IRAN." Got back 61 hits. That's less than the body count IN A WEEK! Makes me want to cry. And I'm STRAIGHT! I don't care about their sex or sexuality! They're HUMAN BEINGS! The only people who deserve THAT kind of horrific and insane treatment are the Islamist Gestapo Stooges DOING it! Am I the only one SEEING ALL THIS? Again, makes me want to cry. AND SO DOES ROXANA! GET HER HOME! AND RIGHT NOW!!! She has been rotting in that Tehran RATHOLE for 44 DAYS! Secretary of State Clinton DEMANDED her release on March 5th! The Iranians said they would release her soon the next day, March 6th!

And yesterday we're 'URGING' Iran to release Roxana? HOW ABOUT WE 'URGE' THEM WITH A FEW B-52s? For those of you not yet caught up with the first 101 Iranian punkings of America, click here. You think THAT sucks? I had to WRITE it! And that's just the SHORT list! Another dirty job! Whattaya want? They're PUNKS! I LOVE the Iranian people! They've been getting it the WORST! They've been getting THIRTY YEARS of Hell from these punks! It's been a HOLOCAUST for Gays in Iran! I just want to get rid of the PUNKS! And I'm the only one screaming to the skies about all this stuff? How sick is THAT? Actually, gross and inhuman negligence and malfeasance MIGHT be a better term. Like the press, for example. Where's the press on all this? They're 'gay rights champs' too, right? CRICKETS! Oh well. I'm sure they have more important things to do. You know. Like covering the Gay Holocaust in Iran. 61 hits on Google for a Holocaust that is happening AS WE SPEAK! That is sad beyond belief. This is HORRIBLE! I just had to SEARCH for Gay Holocaust stuff on Iran! The Internet should be GLUTTED with this horrorshow stuff! Has my faith in the human race been misplaced? But I digress. We writers do that in moments of passion. Subject at hand. First Point of Parliamentary Procedure. You DO all know the Iranian Thugocracy is testing President Obama now, right? Actually, they're doing more than that. They're punking him right now! It's been almost TEN DAYS since Secretary of State Clinton DEMANDED her release! I'm smelling Jimmy Carter. And it's making me feel very Patton right now. How long must my Roxana Sebari Hostage Crisis weblog GO ON? Important briefing, FYI. Keeping you up to date with the REAL story, My Fellow Americans. Nobody ELSE seems to be! Oh well. I guess the press is too busy sipping tea with the Gay Butchers of Iran. Right alongside Stooge Team AMPASS! Now THERE'S a presser for you! Like I said, Dirty Job which I must do. For you, My Fellow Americans. ALWAYS for you. And ESPECIALLY for Roxana Saberi. A little more later on Stooge Team AMPASS. And how their 'Hollywood Diplomacy' has been one MONSTROUS gold-plated turd on our national rep. But First Things first. Like Roxana Saberi. The Roxana Saberi Hostage Crisis. Yet another dirty job that falls in my lap. Our 'Mainsteam Media' might as well be on Thorazine, LOL! I mean, come on. Who else is reporting on ANY of the horrorshow stuff I've posted here? Or in a dozen OTHER posts? Many of you may have already read the writeup I posted yesterday which places Roxana Saberi's situation under the umbrella of a Hostage Crisis. Which it is. What ELSE could you call it? Secretary Clinton demanded her release on March 5th. Iran agreed on March 6th that Roxana would be released shortly. Has she REALLY not been held captive since? Roxana was first apprehended this past February 1st by the Iranian thugocracy and thrown in Tehran's notorious Evin Prison, which makes even the WORST of our prisons look like Bill Gates' house. It has been a VERY long forty-four days for Roxana's family. I'm sure those days have been MUCH longer for Roxana herself, at the hands of her Islamist Blackshirt blood-drinking stooge keepers. Here's the experience there (or nightmares, actually) of a French-Iranian filmmaker who was thrown into that hellhole for the unforgivable crime of stumbling upon a mass grave! WHO KNOWS what kind of sick kicks those jackboot Islamist Gestapo THUGS are getting from terrorizing her AS WE SPEAK? THEY FEED OFF THIS STUFF! Just like the Gestapo and the SS! They're PEAS IN A POD! THEY DO A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE! WAKE UP TO WHAT THEY REALLY ARE!!! I'm SICK of this Iranian PUNKING! STEP ON 'EM! FOR ONCE! How proud do YOU feel right now, My Fellow Americans? Like cats on a string. They're PUNKING us! Are you all BLIND? THEY FEED OFF THIS STUFF! LOOK AT MY LINKS and YOU TELL ME! See, we've ACTUALLY been in a State of War with Iran for thirty years. Only WE'RE the only ones that keep getting PUNKED all the time! I'M SICK OF IT! BRING ROXANA HOME RIGHT NOW! They're PUNKING us again! Just as they've done to their own people and the rest of the world without relent for THIRTY STRAIGHT YEARS! It ain't pretty at ALL, people! IT REALLY SUCKS! You think READING all this dogshite sucks? I had to WRITE IT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE! How much do you think THAT sucked? And all that is just the SHORT list! You know, they say "Death to America!" all the time. Based on all the evidence here, my Dear Readers, I don't consider that an idle threat. And the horrors going on with their own people make our torments look desirable by comparison. KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE!!! Jesus Christ! Now I know how CHURCHILL felt in the 1930s! SCREAMING TO THE SKY! Anyone LISTENING TO ALL THIS? SEEING IT FOR YOUR OWN EYES? What are we going to do? Wait till they punk us with a NUKE? THEY'RE SWEARING THAT RIGHT NOW! THEY PAINT IT ON ALL THEIR MISSILES! WAKE UP!!! I'm ALREADY in a State of War! I've seen enough sickening abominations to know those blood-drinking Islamist Gestapo Stooges have to go! I've seen MORE than enough abominations and affronts to humanity! In fact, I've seen TOO many! How about YOU? Funny we haven't been seeing all these abominations in the PRESS, huh? WAIT! THIS JUST IN! I did find THIS Vein Stream Media News Stooge Genius on the ball in Tehran! DEATH TO AMERICA AND A CUP OF STARBUCKS! INSANITY! PURE, TOTAL, UNADULTERATED INSANITY! Looks like I'm back in Dirty Job Territory. I seem to rule SUPREME here these days. But I will do it for YOU, My Fine Fellow Americans. Always for you :) I will be your Hercules, wading through this ABOMINABLE MOUNTAIN of SHIT that makes shoveling the Augean Stables look like a COFFEE break! Becasue Who Loves Ya, Baby! I'm telling you RIGHT now, My Fellow Americans, that if our feeble government doesn't put an END to this humiliating Iranian PUNKING once and for all, I'M going to suit up and go over there MYSELF if THEY don't have the balls! If I can't take 'em out all once, I'LL TAKE 'EM OUT ONE AT A TIME! I may be a little long in the tooth, but I got Marksmanship awards ;-) Some things are a LOT worse than war, My Fellow Americans. Like a Gay Holocaust, for example. Where are all the so-called 'Gay Rights Advocates' SCREAMING about this horrorshow? First page of a Google search of 'GAY RIGHTS ADVOCATES.' NOT ONE MENTION OF THE GAY HOLOCAUST IN IRAN! I say the Iranian Thugocracy trades us all THEIR gays for all OUR Gay Rights Advocates, LOL! How great would THAT be? They certainly won't be any noisier over THERE! I guaran-damn-tee you THAT! I'M SICK OF THIS! ALL OF IT! TO THE VERY MARROW OF MY EXISTENCE! I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH IRANIAN THUGOCRACY PUNKING CRAP MY WHOLE ADULT LIFE! END IT! RIGHT NOW RELEASE ROXANA SABERI OR WE RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR! YES, I'M SHOUTING! YOU ALL SHOULD BE! TO THE SKIES! Here are the numbers. AGAIN! Here's the White House. Here's the State Department. Here's Congress. Oh, and as for the Gay Holocaust Thing? Why don't you get on the horn to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences? Or as I now like to call them now, AMPASS? That last S is for Stooge, FYI. And I DON'T mean that in a GOOD way! See if AMPASS can rouse Sean Penn and Dustin Lance Black from their NEXT facade! There's a Gay Holocaust going on in Iran, Guys! YOU'RE the Gay Rights Champs! Little bigger problem than Prop 8, I must say! Oh Well. I guess they're all too busy jerking off to Gay Iran Plays on Broadway. THERE IS NO GAY IRAN! THEIR PRESIDENT EVEN SAID SO! AND THEY DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE AND INHUMAN TO MAKE THAT STATEMENT TRUE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING ALL THIS? MODERN DAY IRAN IS HELL ON EARTH! FOR EVERYONE! EVEN US! JESUS CHRIST! UNBELIEVABLE! How long will this INSANITY go on? Speaking of insanity. I really LOVE Hollywood, by the way. I particularly like the fact that AMPASS, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts, Sciences and STOOGES, made me have to throw my screenwriting career away over the Gay Holocaust in Iran that they wanted to paper over, and STILL ARE! ALL OF THEM! They're sharing tea and finger cookies with the butchers that are DOING it! How sick and twisted is THAT? IN HOLLYWOOD! THAT'S A CRIME! THEY'RE the human rights champs! At least that's what their PR reps tell us. They're GOOD, huh? Oh well. At least they're getting plenty of journeyman STOOGE work done for us over there, anyway Not sick enough yet? Look at the guys they're teaching FILM SEMINARS to in Iran! Just look at the titles! Might as well invite Hitler and Goebbels to DreamWorks! And I'M the one that has to throw it all away? DISGRACE doesn't BEGIN to describe that! Feeling good yet? Check out THESE AMPASS and STOOGE links! Until you have read those reports, My Fellow Americans, you will have absolutely NO IDEA how BADLY Stooge Team AMPASS has humiliated us, both as a nation and a people. One huge Oscar Gold-Plated Punking. It will make you SICK to your STOMACH! They did a better punking job on us than the Iranians themselves. And THAT'S tough to beat. My Fellow Americans, I hope you DO look. Very closely, and in detail. Your jaws will hit the floor. Oh, by the way, here's the AMPASS link again ;-) You can Send 'Gay Rights Champs' Sean Penn and Dustin Lance Black some Love Letters there, too! LET 'EM KNOW HOW YA FEEL! People, I was screaming to the SKY to AMPASS about the Gay Holocaust over this abortive Stooge Team AMPASS trip to Iran! You know what I got back? CRICKETS! "GAY HOLOCAUST IN IRAN.' 61 hits! I can see Penn and Black et al been quite the busy-as-a-beaver gay rights champs on THAT front! No, I have to toss any chance of a screenwriting career in Hollywood and declare WAR on them because THEY wanted to keep the Gay Holocaust in Iran in the SHADOWS when I wanted to bring it into the LIGHT! Wouldn't want to eat lunch in that town now, anyway. Although it WOULD be the perfect time to find a table there, LOL! Be awhile before I go to the box office again, I can tell you THAT! At least not until AMPASS ejects The Nine Stooges, who have disgraced us ALL beyond belief, off the Academy Board and into the Pacific! Again, disgrace does not even BEGIN to describe what Stooge Team AMPASS did to us in Iran. Just look at the links, refs and astute commentary I've provided, and you tell me. Again, for YOU, My Fellow Americans. ALWAYS for you :) If anyone wrote a script like this, no one would EVER believe it. I got Dr. Strangelove beat by a LIGHT year! I got people WISHING they'd been nuked instead, LOL! Truth IS stranger than fiction. And I NEVER in my WILDEST dreams thought I would be declaring WAR on Hollywood and the Academy over a GAY HOLOCAUST! I LOVE THE ACADEMY! ALWAYS HAVE! I DIDN"T WANT TO DO THIS! But I JUST happen to love the poor innocent gays of Iran, suffering an UNIMAGINABLY horrific progrom, a HELL of a lot more. I will not PITCH, MARKET, OPTION or SELL the rights to my conscience at ANY price! All's Hell in Love and War. Bringing them all down here for YOU, My Fellow Americans. War is Hell. Just ask them ;-) Brought them all down already, actually. They just don't know they're dead yet. They'll get word, I'm sure I'll leave the job of finishing THAT task to YOU, MY fellow Americans, LOL! Do it for me :) Hell, I'M the one doing all the heavy lifting and shoveling here! Who ELSE is reporting all this stuff? Hmm, curious. It would seem Stooge Team AMPASS are not the ONLY ones sleepwalking around here. My heroes. People, don't take my word for any of this. Just look at the links, the videos, the references and all of the pieces of this SICKENING puzzle that I have put together in the most logical fashion I know. Then YOU decide. I am awake now, My Fellow Americans. I hope you can now see, in the brutal, cold clarity of the light of day, EXACTLY the Hitlerite Thugocracy we're up against here, and what an EPIC battle is has been for me to bring you all of this horrific news, in the face of an UNCONSCIONABLE Wall of Silence from those who should have been screaming the LOUDEST over these abominations to all we do and should stand for! But the truth must be told. And I hope also that all these inhuman abominations and affronts to humanity, which have offended EVERY civilized sensibility I have, and EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, has awakened the same righteous rage in you. I do not need Anger Managament. In fact, righteous anger, as you can see from my post, should be unleashed like the Dogs of War! AGREED? I'm with Johnny Rotten. Anger is an Energy. And boy, am I feeling energized right now over the heartlessly brutal Mad Mullah Thugocracy called the Un-Islamic Republic of Iran! EVEN MORE! How about you? Feeling energized yet? Look at all the realities here. Look at my facts. And weep. I know I did. In closing, I have a message for President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton. If you look closely at this Humble Narrator's report, you will see here that I have THOROUGHLY destroyed the Hollywood establishment, AMPASS, their CONTEMPTIBLE Team of Mad Mullah Stooges, the Press, 'Gay Rights Advocates' and who knows WHO else! Can't say they all didn't have it coming! I swear to you and God RIGHT NOW, Mr. President and Madame Secretary, that if you do not have Roxana Saberi back home on American soil in 48 HOURS, I do believe the Hollywood establishment, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts, Sciences and STOOGES, their FOUL and DISGRACEFUL Stooge Team AMPASS, the Press, Sean Penn, Dustin Lance Black and all of the other so-called 'Gay Rights Advocates' can all attest to you now that you would suffer less at the hands of the Iranians than by mine. My words will be the instruments of your PR torture, in order to relieve the REAL torture Roxana Saberi is most likely enduring AT THIS VERY MOMENT! For starters, I will put YOUR names under portraits of Jimmy Carter in his worst and most vacillating moments of our FIRST Iranian punking back in 1979! How do you like THAT? And I won't even have to say ANYTHING! The pictures will speak volumes! Mostly, they'll say PUNK'D! You want that? I wouldn't! You're on the clock now, people. GET MOVING! You do NOT want me back here on Tuesday morning, Sir and Madame. I guaran-damn-tee you THAT! I do believe, Mr. President and Madame Secretary, you now have a number of experienced high-profile consultants to advise you on that matter now. Oh, and you might want to get on the Gay Holocaust in Iran Thing when you have a few minutes to spare. Ain't much on the 'net, but I can brief ya! To my ultimate sorrow, that is. My fellow Americans, I do not do all this for myself. My heart BREAKS when I think of the horrors of the Gay Holocaust in Iran. Sexuality doesn't matter, THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS! They are being entrapped online, tortured by Islamist Gestapo GOONS for the names of other gays they can have even MORE torturing fun, then when the blood-drinking Goons are done with their torturing fun, they hang them from CRANE WIRES! It can take an HOUR to die that way! And it's happening RIGHT NOW! And the whole time, the goons are whooping it up like it's Spring Break. They even bring their kids! HOW SICK IS THAT? I want that horrorshow to STOP! RIGHT NOW! By peace or by war! That horrorshow is FAR worse than war! My Fellow Americans and Civilized Human Beings Everywhere, I have long ago taken ALL of those poor tormented Children of God, suffering UNIMAGINABLE horrors in Iran, under my wing. And it has been an EPIC battle to do so, when it NEVER should have even been a QUESTION! As I'm sure you all can see now. I can only hope and pray, My Fellow Americans and civilized human beings everywhere, that NOW knowing their horrific and inhuman plight from which death is not only an escape but a relief, that you will be as revolted to every FIBER OF YOUR BEING as I am and HAVE BEEN, and will want to take them under YOUR wing, too. And let's not forget Roxana Seberi. NEVER forget Roxana. I don't know her, but she's my Sweetie! And she should be yours, too. She's family. Now, onto the BIG problem! The Islamist Gestapo Stooge Thugocracy known as the Un-Islamic Republic of Iran! My outrage and anger at this ABOMINATION ON EARTH called the Un-Islamic Republic of Iran is reaching the BREAKING POINT! Knowing all you know, My Fellow Americans, it should be now for you too. They all better do something FAST! Or I'm suiting up and going over MYSELF! And when I'm done with them, I'm coming home to take on the jellyfish in Washington! THEY'RE NEXT IF THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING! That should be a quick war, considering how badly the Iranians are punking them now. You've seen the links, people, and if you haven't, LOOK! The Un-Islamic Republic of Iran has been BLIGHT on the face of humanity in every abominable and sick way possible since it was first spawned from HELL in 1979! They are as horrific a blight on humanity as Hitler and the Nazis EVER WERE! WORSE, EVEN! LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE! CHECK THE LINKS! YOU TELL ME! They really need to go. Badly. If I have been extreme in my brutality here, it was ALL intentional. I am at war. And being at all-out war with the FOUL and INHUMAN enemies we face in today's Third Reich, I mus be vicious, brutal and cruel in the extreme. And with each passing moment, knowing gays are suffering HORRIBLY EVEN AS WE SPEAK, and where women are being arrested and beaten JUST FOR THE CLOTHES THEY WEAR, my viciousness, cruelty and brutality swell beyond measure. If it were only the PUNKS in that land mass called Iran, I would FRY IT OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! But we cannot do that. We cannot destroy the innocent. It would be FAR too vicious and brutal and cruel an attack. But I can think of MORE than a few of the deserving soulless Islamist Gestapo PUNKS in the Iranian Thugocracy, which has been a PESTILENCE ON THIS EARTH for THIRTY LONG YEARS, that I would be ALL too happy to apply those extreme measures to! OR, we could just skip the torture part and go straight to hanging them all from crane wires, LOL! Lastly, I am a PROUD Conservative Republican AMERICAN, and I DO believe in Truth, Justice, and YES, even THE AMERICAN WAY! Hell of a lot better than the IRANIAN WAY right now! And Jimmy Carter was enough for me! The Democratic Party lost me before I could even VOTE! They're losing me RIGHT NOW with this rubber backbone crap! So the next time one of those left-wing libtard tinfoil hat brain-dead MORONS calls one of US A NAZI? WHO HAVE BEEN ALL THE REAL STOOGES FOR TODAY'S NAZIS? I'VE HAD TO FIGHT YOU BASTARDS TOOTH AND NAIL! OVER A GAY HOLOCAUST? YOU'RE THE FRIGGIN' NAZIS! OR AT LEAST YOU ALL MAKE GREAT STOOGES! And I don't mean that in a GOOD way! Anyway. You'll know what to do. I know what I'm ready to do ;-) I will be reporting on this situation from my home for the next two days. Should this spineless government of ours not act by then, I WILL! All of my reports after that time will be from the field of battle. Then I'll settle up with all those useless JELLYFISH in D.C when I get BACK! ARE YA WITH ME? But First Things First ;-)