"Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of the sexy Alaska gov," Flynt's company announced in a press release. Apparently, the sexy drama includes a randy Russian tank crew and a Hillary-Palin-Rice threeway. Yum!
Video From FOX News, via
Brietbart.
More on the upcoming
Larry Flynt family feature from the Huffington Post:
Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"
There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
You can find a Palin-like patriotic pose of Lisa Ann
here at HuffPo.
Porn legend
Nina Hartley, 49, will be starring as Hillary for her impolitico three-way with Rice and Palin.
Here is the
full script for Nailin' Paylin, courtesy of
TMZ. The full title reads "Who's Nailin' Paylin? Adventures of a Hockey MILF" by Roger Krypton. Curiously, I did not find Mr. Krypton's name in the
Oscar directory.
More on the origins of Nailin' Paylin from HuffPo:
Reports of the porn first surfaced when an ad for a Palin-lookalike porn actress was posted on Craigslist.
Thursday's New York Daily News reported the porn's existence, and had the video confirmed by a Hustler spokesman, who could not then confirm a release date
All that remains to be known is whether Mr. Flynt can wrap in time for a pre-election release (if you'll pardon the pun), if the real Sarah Palin plans on filing for an injunction to stop it, and whether the video will be more popular with horny moose-hunting Republicans or perverted Democrats sating a most forbidden lust.
The rest of it seems to be all laid out, courtesy of
Mr. Skin-Flynt.