Opinion: It's Time For the Crazy Shocker - John McCain is the Antichrist

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Biblical scholars in Colorado Springs think they have unearthed proof that McCain has a dark secret.

David Jenkins, a leading Biblical scholar, claims that McCain saying that he wants to have U.S. forces in Iraq for 100 years is part of the proof that he's the Antichrist. Using the Book of Revelations as their guide these scholars believe that it's because McCain wants to use Babylon, I mean Iraq, as a springboard for world domination.

"We believe that the End Times is near, based on the pattern of wars, earthquakes. and other strange phenomena we've been witnessing since the start of the New Millennium," said Jenkins. "Given that it may be imminent, the person who controls Babylon must be the Antichrist."

The scholars also discovered that McCain's grandfather's name was not McCain but Mihai. Mihai is an ancient Romanian name that means "who is like the Lord." Again, Revelations states that the Antichrist's family tree is Romanian, or could be. It's all a matter of how you read between the lines.

"What clinched it for us was that the name Mihai means 'who is like the Lord,'" said Jenkins. "As far as we're concerned, that was enough. It means that McCain might easily pretend to be the Redeemer."

The last 'proof' is that McCain is charming. Yep, that's another indicator of sheer evil according to the last book in the King James Bible.

McCain's campaign has refused to comment on Jenkin's study.

So McCain could be the big bad guy. Or maybe it's Obama. Or maybe that book of the Bible was written about a time long gone to keep early believers of a faith on the 'right' path by scaring the hell out of them.

What is frightening is that some people will read this study and believe it is fact. If you look close enough at any world leader they will exhibit some of the same qualities that were written about in Revelations. Who knows, maybe politicians all go to their special own corner of Dante's inferno when they go.